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THE TALE OF TWO BROTHERS
In the cold void of space, on a hidden Martian outpost nestled deep within the craters of Earth's Moon, two brothers were born: Burt and Kurt.
Identical in DNA, but polar opposites in spirit.
Burt was the golden boy. Friendly. Transparent. His heart pulsed in proof-of-work rhythms. He believed in the power of decentralization and fairness. So when the time came, he launched $BURT on Kaspa.
But then came Kurt.
Kurt wasn't interested in "fairness." He didn't care for decentralization. Kurt was chaos in a jetpack.
He saw the world and thought, "Why build slowly when you can moon faster?"
So he created $KURT on Base chain. Built for the degen hordes deep in the crypto trenches. Fueled by FOMO, memes, and mayhem.
Gas fees? Who cares. Kurt was all about volume, virality, and vaporizing charts.
KURT'S MISSION:
"Kurt will do whatever it takes to pump his bags to the moon"
TOKENOMICS
TOTAL SUPPLY
1B KURT
CONTRACT
RENOUNCED
LIQUIDITY
LOCKED
CHAIN
BASE
ROADMAP
PHASE 1
Launch & Foundation
- •Token Launch
- •Community Building
- •Initial Marketing
- •LP Lock
PHASE 2
Growth & Expansion
- •CEX Listing
- •KOLs
- •Influencer Partnerships
- •Community Events
- •Merchandise
PHASE 3
Ecosystem Development
- •Kurt NFT Collection
- •Staking Platform
- •Token Factory
- •KRC Bridge
PHASE 4
Mass Adoption
- •Kurt Mobile App
- •Global Marketing
- •Strategic Partnerships
- •Kurt DAO
PHASE 5
TBD
- •To Be Determined
- •Community Driven
- •Future Innovations
HOW TO BUY
SET UP WALLET
Download MetaMask or any Web3 wallet. Create a new wallet and securely back up your recovery phrase.
GET ETH ON BASE
Buy ETH on Coinbase or any CEX. Send it to your wallet on Base network (not Ethereum mainnet!).
GO TO UNISWAP
Head to Uniswap on Base network. Make sure you're on the right network!
SWAP FOR $KURT
Paste the $KURT contract address and swap your ETH for $KURT. Welcome to chaos!
READY TO JOIN THE CHAOS?
BUY $KURT NOW